Even so, there are less-offensive and -annoying ways to go about promoting "awareness" at which I will only roll my eyes... and then there are...well...this:
|A kiosk in a shopping mall, displaying tote bags, shirts, and an assortment of other items, with pink heart-shaped balloons tied at each corner and a sign across the top saying "BOOBIES ROCK" flanked by pink ribbons|
|A close-up crop of the sign from the previous image, reading "BOOBIES ROCK for breast cancer awareness"|
My mom and I went to the mall yesterday - thank you for buying me a massage, lunch, and a bottle of delicious alcohol, Mom! - and as we were meandering in the general direction of the entrance to leave, she said "Oh. My. God." and stopped. So I looked where she was looking, and dead ahead of us was this monstrosity of a kiosk. I grabbed my phone and started snapping pics of this awful piece of awfulness as we prowled around the kiosk, taking in the full force of the WTF on display. Because lest you think that the name of the kiosk is the worst part, let me reassure you: we have only just begun our tour of this thing.
|A black t-shirt hanging on the kiosk, reading "i [heart] motorboating" in large print and beneath it in small print "for breast cancer awareness"|
But I had no idea motorboating also had magical powers of increasing awareness of breast cancer! Magical, I say! Motorboat for breast cancer awareness! Shoving your face into someone's cleavage and making silly noises is the best way to make them aware of the potential for cancer lurking there!
Unless of course it's just a
|A black can-cozy emblazoned with the main logo for "BOOBIES ROCK! for breast cancer awareness", with pink sparkly tinsel coming out of the top|
I did a little research on "Boobies Rock" before I started writing this. It's apparently a company that purports to be, in essence, marketing breast cancer "awareness" (Fuck it, I'm going to make this post into a drinking game. Take a shot every time I say "awareness". With luck, I'll pass out before I finish.) to the younger crowd. Their Facebook is full of event invites to trendy cocktail parties "for the cause", and their mission statement, taken from their blog, reads...
Our mission is simple; to create awareness through fun, fashionable and humorous clothing and accessories.Which I'm pretty sure translates to "Hey, we have an excuse to make boob jokes on t-shirts because AWARENESS you guys!" (take a shot)
|Another hanging black t-shirt, this one reading "i [heart] hooters!" in large print, and in small print underneath "that's why I support breast cancer awareness"|
|A red t-shirt with the Kool-Aid jug guy and text reading "Nice Jugs!"|
|The piece de resistance: a black vinyl tote bag with a big pink-and-white ribbon, with pink and white text overlaying it reading "ATTITUDE IS EVERYTHING!"|
...is a condescending piece of The Secret horseshit.
I'm not particularly surprised, but I am absolutely appalled.
Attitude is Everything? That's the "encouraging" message you want to send to those struggling with a deadly disease? Think Positive! while you're racing time to see if the treatment can kill the cancer before the cancer kills you. Attitude is Everything! so I guess if you are going broke from medical expenses you just gotta look on the bright side and everything will be better. What the cockjuggling fuck is this shit?
I will say that, flipping through their FB page, I see that they donate some of their profits (there's no specifics about how much or what percent of their income from sales is going to these donations) to a number of local- and state-based orgs who are focused on patient support, increasing access to quality care, etc. And these are absolutely good orgs, not the "AWARENESS" (take a shot) kind. So that's a definite plus.
But when you're making the money you donate by selling boob-joke shirts that completely eliminate the person in favor of LOL BOOBIEZ, I have to question whether the funds raised are worth their social cost. The more people see of this "Save the TaTas" type of crap, the more we turn breast cancer into a boob joke instead of a serious illness. The more we go "lol boobiez" the less we pay attention to the environmental causes and the less we focus on trying to hold accountable those whose products and manufacturing techniques contribute toxins that raise the incidence of breast cancer, even as they slap pink ribbons on their packaging for one month out of the year and reap the benefits of increased positive consumer regard. The more we think of breast cancer as threatening the all-important titties instead of threatening people's lives, the harder we make things for survivors who have had to have partial or total mastectomies to save their lives.
Because sometimes, with this disease, you have to lose the breasts to save the person. Because the person's life is more important than their breasts. And if you can't figure out how to raise money without turning that priority order around, it's probably better for everyone if you just stay out of breast cancer awareness movements altogether.
(take a shot)